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Not too long after MobileESPN breathed new life, now we've got the fortunate duty of informing the world that Microsoft has decided to leave "Clippy" behind in Office 2007. We suspected something was brewing when the iconic figure started donning a 3D skirt in Japan, but a brief interview with Office's group program manager revealed that the clip is indeed dead. While it had been fading for awhile due to an apparent lack of mass fanfare, and was even turned off by default in Office 2003, it seems that Clippy fans will be forced to stick with now-antiquated versions of the Office suite in order to keep their darling on screen. But don't fret too much, as the countdown until someone crafts a freeware app re-instilling a Clippy rendition into Office begins... now.
各位，我們必須要給大家帶來這個大不幸的消息，微軟終於肯砍掉這個 Office 最xxx的功能，在 Office 2007 中移除了這個備受大家喜愛的功能。其實如果大家有在注意的話（想必沒人注意 = =），在 Office 2003 雖然小幫手的功能還在，但預設是不安裝的，必須要在第一次啟動時再放一次光碟片，才能把這個功能叫出來。如果你是小迴紋針（或愛因斯坦）的粉絲，或是有問題非要向小幫手們請益不可的那型，那恐怕你要暫緩一下升級的腳步了 -- 或是等看看有沒有人為在 Office 2007 裡重新裝入小幫手寫插件囉
